Below are mine.
1. Number of obese and diabetic patients will reduce to just 3% in Nigeria. No be who see excess enjoyment like Cubana Chief Priest dey get those ones?
2. Number of hypertensive patients (young and old) will shoot up to 90%.
3. Everyone will finally know that having a large farm is better than having a large degree, but despite this, they’ll be afraid to be farmers because that is where they’ll probably meet their untimely death from the hands of Fulani herdsmen and nothing will happen. Dead, gone and forgotten.
4. Most Nigerian women will be infection bank of the world because frustration will lead most to sleeping with anything, including dogs, as long as money is involved.
5. Most men like us, who always preach against fraud and advise others not to do it will no longer preach against it neither will we support it. We’ll just say, “Do what favours you and puts food on your table.”
6. Cultism will reduce because na who him belle full na him dey scream aro mate.
7. Kidnappers, organ harvesting, armend robbery, dishonesty, evil, and all sorts of crimes will be a normal thing, especially straight men sleeping with gay men for money.
8. Most women won’t be married even at age 38 because the 40 year old man that is supposed to marry them can’t even feed himself properly. Hence, these women will go into beer parlour business and end up sleeping with all her customers praying for one of them to marry her.
9. Naira will still fall and fuel will still rise — it’s just a matter of time and this will make billionaires holding dollars or the country in hostage become richer and the poor poorer and susceptible to manipulation by the rich in exchange for token or to commit a crime for them.
